playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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