I have demons in me.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
COCAINE IS GR8
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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