i just wanna soil my oats bro
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn