Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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