We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.