at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.