oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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