Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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