Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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