Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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