i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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