it's like iHOP with fire
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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