How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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