Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This baby is an asshole
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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