I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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