What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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