so that wasnt chicken after all
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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