Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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