He is such a slut. More and more my type.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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