After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo