i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?