Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex