Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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