My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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