i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet