I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!