I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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