if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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