He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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