I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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