It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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