Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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