therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people