just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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