: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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