Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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