That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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