she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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