oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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