My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?