I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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