Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"