love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.