I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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