I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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