It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
