The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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