How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Found the puke drawer
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's blow job season.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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