she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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