So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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