Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
found the other keg... it's in the tree
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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