white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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