I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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