I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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