OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
ttyl tear gas
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend