i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka