I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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